Fun with a Dial-Up Internet Connection

November 29, 2008 by Lee Hammaker

11 THINGS TO DO WHILE YOU WAIT FOR YOUR DIAL-UP MODEM TO LOAD YOUR EMAIL AND WEB PAGES.

Remember that old dial-up noise you heard while trying to connect to the Internet oh those many years ago? Some still have only dial-up connections and this little bit is for them.

1. Stand on your head and say, "pee, pee, pee." Over and over again.
2. Run around in circles and scream at the top of your lungs.
3. Smack yourself repeatedly on your forehead while laughing hysterically.
4. See how many times you can undress and re-dress.
5. Make paper airplanes and throw them at your spouse.
6. Learn to tap dance.
7. See how many paper clips you can connect together, (go ahead, I know you want to try it.)
8. Write the greatest American novel in long hand.
9. See how many times you can belch the alphabet.
10. Count how many times you say to yourself, "I wish I had a big black rubber baby buggy bumper."
11. See how many times you can write; killing is illegal.  

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Lee Hammaker has a passion for graphic arts and has been involved in computer graphics for over 15 years. Although he does it mostly for personal satisfaction he does contract out to businesses and organizations through GoFreelance. He has a new website where he is selling some of his unique designs on clothing at Half Infinity Productions. His artwork has appeared on various websites.